do you ever just sit down and look at your life and wonder but how will i be normal because of these fucking celebrities and fictional characters and then you realize you’re going to be alone and old with a bunch of cats because you are fucking ruined.
whatever happened to rihanna when she first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay and now shes like fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties
My husband; the apple of my eye, the father of my child, the porn king of The West Village.
Of course. We will be uber hood rats this summer.
